My Religion

And The Lord said, “Take these strips of potato and submerge them in boiling vats of oil and lard so that they may become crispy.” And the revered Priests of Zips did this and it was good.

And then The Lord spake, saying, “Take this mayonnaise and ketchup and blend them together into a most blessed sauce.” And the revered Priests of Zips did this and it was good. 

And The Lord spake again, saying, “Take these fried potatoes and drench them in my holy sauce, so that they may be consumed in a most delicious way.” And the people did this and it was good.

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